Ah, heck, can't direct a gay spoof to save my life):

Even if it IS a dare.

:)

HATE US, LOVE US, GET USED TO US, COS WE'RE HERE TO STAY(:

An economist was walking along a street one day when he heard someone crying from help. Upon tracing the sound, he realized that it was coming from the gutter along the street. He took a closer look and saw that it was a frog wearing a tiara.

The frog saw the economist and cried, "I'm really a princess! An evil witch turned me into a frog but I can transform back into my true form if you give me a kiss!"

The economist bent down and rescued the frog. He put it in his pocket. The frog, confused, cried again, "Look, I'm really a princess! Look, if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess and I'll stay with you for a day!"

The economist took out the frog and smiled at it. Then he put it back into his pocket.

The frog, frustrated, cried out, "Look, okay, mister, if you kiss me, I'll transform back into a princess and I'll MARRY YOU, how's that?"

The economist took out the frog and smiled at it again... before putting it back into his pocket.

This time, the frog princess, really and truly desperate, cried out, "Look, you @$$h)13, if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, marry you, and do whatever you want! OKAY?!"

This time, the economist took out the frog, smiled at it and said, "Look, your Highness, I'm an economist. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Economics may be a difficult and time-consuming subject, but you can't deny it's the coolest(:

ZOMFG, Brainiac just started. CYA, peeps(: